Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (Oct 8 2012) - Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (October 8, 2012) -
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher

With the Ukrainian-American actress just crowned the "Sexiest Woman Alive" by Esquire Magazine, this hot celebrity couple is back in the spotlight.

Milena Markovna "Mila" Kunis born August 14 as a Leo and current beau Christopher Ashton Kutcher, born February 7 is an Aquarius.

Ashton is of course most famous for his nasty split with Demi Moore and replacing Charlie Sheen on 'Two and a Half Men', the latest in a string of dude characters that he's played in the movies and most recently on TV. The two met as co-stars on the 90's hit 'That 70's Show' and made a reality of their one time onscreen romance.

Leo and Aquarius are a hit or miss pairing. They'll either find each other irresistibly fascinating or have a severe case of mutual apathy. The fact that we're even talking about them as a couple obviously means it's not the latter.

They're opposite signs in the zodiac. Aquarius can be cool and impersonal and he may have a bit of a love/hate relationship with strong women. He likes them, but he also likes to see himself in a heroic kind of a role when it comes to relationships so he can be susceptible to the appeal an unequal union with someone who depends on him more than he does on them.

That won't be the case with a Leo. The regal Lioness is assured of her own fabulousness and even without the recent crowning, Mila has probably never had to look far for male companionship when she wanted it. Leos of both sexes can also have a big ego that can get out of control if it's not fed properly. That's where there may be issues, since Aquarius is definitely not the man to cater to anybody's inflated sense of self or need to constantly be the centre of attention.

Where do they meet? It might surprise you to hear that it will (also) be on the level of shared intelligence and intellectual conversation - and she'll absolutely adore that he loves her mind as much as her body.

But - he will also love the body a lot. The Aquarian (heterosexual) male is a great lover of all women, really, and that's another area to watch out for. Both of these signs, in fact, are known for their wandering eye, Leo because they love the attention so much and Aquarius just because he has emotional ADD.

Will it last? Maybe not, but these two know how to have fun together both in and out of bed. It's one of those pairings where, if it works at all, it's worth giving it a go.

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (August 19 2012) - Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (August 19, 2012) - Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

I don't think there's any escaping it - all celebrity stories eventually lead to Jennifer Aniston. As it happens, I have a soft spot for Jen since I share the same birthday with my Aquarius sister, being February 11.

It makes her a late Aquarian, which may be playing a role in this match up. Late Aquarians are often a little softer and more sentimental than the classic cool headed January Aquarian. Little things can swing either way in this union of opposites in the zodiac.

Justin, who just celebrated his birthday August 10, is a Leo; in fact he is said to have proposed at his own birthday party - which is just the sort of grand gesture you might expect from a Lion.

Independent, intellectual Aquarius - the ultimate loner out of the twelve signs of the zodiac - isn't really a natural match for the super sociable Sun King. A meeting of these two signs is usually a hit or miss situation. Aquarius will either find Leo insufferably full of himself and way too high maintenance - or fall hook, line and sinker for his sunny, warm personality. I think we know which way this partnership has gone (so far!)

At the extreme end of either Aquarius (too unemotional, too freedom-loving, too skeptical of people in general) or Leo (attention seeking, a big ego that's too easily bruised, chronic womanizing to feed that big ego) it's a pairing of oil and water. But let them meet somewhere in the middle and Leo brightens up Aquarius' often solitary world while the Water Bearer adds a grounded note to the Lion King's high flying fantasies. Both have a sense of humour and fun and they can both spend money like water.

They'll respect each other's intelligence, which bodes well, and while Leo loves the spotlight, Aquarius prefers to pull their own moves from somewhere behind the scenes, which makes them compatible. No competition for centre stage there; not that this Aquarius ever needs to worry about being out of the ring, but you don't want to get into a battle of look-at-me with a Leo, for sure.

The one thing an Aquarius/Leo relationship is always likely to have is a sexual chemistry that's off the charts. They'll find it easy to make each other happy, even deliriously so, and that warm energy will be the glue to keeping a relationship alive. In fact, if these two signs begin as a one-night stand, it can be quite some time before either of them stops to wonder about whether they're really compatible out of bed.

Best of luck February 11 sister! The planets would say it's no coincidence that I'm sizing rings too as we speak...

First image: From the film Wanderlust
Second image:
Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston sighting outside Nellos Restaurant on November 8, 2011 in New York City.
Date: 8 November 2011
Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/accidentalpaparazzi/7288798576/
Author: Accidental Paparazzi