Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (May 16 2013) Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (May 16 2013)
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn

Tiger Woods took the step of going public with his relationship with girlfriend Lindsey Vonn - the first time he's been publicly paired with anyone since his nasty split with ex-wife Elin Nodegren.

Tiger was born on December 30, making him a Capricorn, while Lindsey was born on October 18, a Libra. This is a bit of an odd pairing, usually reserved for kinky one night stands.

Capricorn is all hard work, dedication and outward conservativism (note the 'outward'!) while Libra is usually the zodiac's indolent social butterfly. If the two individuals' personalities develop too much along those lines, it's hard to see where they'd have any common ground.

However, in this case both of them are professional competitive athletes and that common ground will mean a lot. It's also an indication that Lindsey is anything but the proverbial 'lazy Libra'.

Now on the physical attraction level, however, these two signs won't have any problem finding a thing or two in common. Capricorn is hard working, yes, and will maintain that conservative exterior no matter what, but inside he's a seething cauldron of desire and often sexual kinkery of one sort or another. That's where the Goat and Libra have a natural affinity, because Libra's typically up for anything.

Whether they last a little or a long while, best of luck to the lovebirds.

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (May 9 2013) Micheal Jordan & Yvette Prieto

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (May 9 2013)
Micheal Jordan & Yvette Prieto

Newlyweds Michael Jordan and Yvette Prieto make it to the Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week - albeit a little late.

The NBA legend celebrates his birthday on February 17 - an Aquarius. It's typical of an Aquarian that he's often been called an innovator - someone in search of constant improvement to his game and that's how he made becoming what many call the best basketball player in history look easy.

Yvette's birthday is on March 26 - a fiery Aries.
Air and Fire signs often make a great combination, just as they do in the physical world - although too much oxygen and a fire can get out of control, too.

These two signs will respect each other as equals. She may not have a name in sports but most Aries women are at least avid gym afficionados - often athletic at school, for example - so she'll both understand and respect his profession just as he'll respect what goes into keeping her in the kind of shape that he loves. She has steel underneath that hot girly exterior and he'll love that too.

And about the age difference - it's not robbing the cradle. Aquarians often simply associate more with younger generations than their own because they don't age like most other people. To them, age really is a number.

The couple have been dating for 5 years so this is no whirlwind romance. That's definitely a sign of the  Water Bearer's carefully considered relationships - he'll be very sure before he takes this step. And, as fiery and impulsive as Aries can be, they're also committment shy so taking the plunge is something they too will take very, very seriously

With shared respect, a taste for adventure and fun, this pairing definitely has the makings to go the distance. Good luck to the newlyweds!

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (April 22 2013) Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (April 22 2013)
Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne

Longtime celebrity couple Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are said to be living apart these days although no divorce is in the works. Ozzy has admitted to taking up his old bad habits of drugs and drink.

John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne was born on December 3 - a Sagittarius. Sharon Rachel Levy Osbourne née Arden celebrates her birthday on October 9 as a Libra.

Air and Fire signs can be a volatile combination - fire needs air, after all, to burn but too much makes the flames go too high. He's all excess and exuberance to her cool elegance and constant search for equilibrium but they'll share bright minds and a sense of adventure and fun. Both signs are independently minded, with their own circle of friends and interests to act as a buffer to marital irritations.

They've been married for 31 years - in a rock star's life, that's the equivalent of a lifetime or two already. With a marriage that's lasted this long, the focus should really be on what worked for so long rather than what isn't now - certainly, even the most tolerant, independently minded Balancing Girl will eventually lose her patience with the Archer`s messy excesses.

He's said in media statements that he's been using drugs and drinking again this past year - she's probably gotten sick of the disruptive effects to home and lifestyle; the wild and woolly becomes less endearing and more irritating.

Sharon`s now said to be returning to Simon Cowell's X Factor with a cool £2million deal - so if they do reconcile, we`ll know for sure it was for love because neither of them needs the money.

Image: Pearl Harbor, Hawaii – Heavy Metal rock star and reality television hit Ozzy Osbourne and his wife Sharon, tour the battleship USS Missouri (BB 63) while filming their MTV show "The Osbournes" in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. U.S. Date 9 March 2004

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (April 14 2013) Jane Seymour and James Keach

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (April 14 2013)
Jane Seymour and James Keach

This longtime couple has just announced they're calling it quits after 20 years of marriage. Rumours are that James was a little too friendly with a mystery woman and Jane kicked him out of their Malibu home pronto.

Jane was born on February 15, an Aquarius, and soon to be ex-hubby James Keach on December 7 - a Sagittarius. This is typically a compatible pairing (and the marriage has lasted two decades, after all!)

They share a sense of adventure and a disdain for the conventional - the Archer and the Water Bearer will be great friends. The one sticking point will be that Aquarius is a good deal more hard headed and practical than ever boyish and exuberant Sagittarius. The Water Bearer is likely to feel like the (only) adult in this relationship and that tends to grate after a while.

The two share 17-year old twin sons Kristopher Steven and John Stacy Keach (she also has two other children from previous marriages and he has one other, having been married twice before himself). James was Jane's director on Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, the series she credits with saving her financially and mentally when her previous marriage was crumbling.

Aquarians are often serial monogamists. Don't forget - although she's been married four times, this one lasted 20 years and her third, to David Flynn, a full decade. (Two earlier marriages in her twenties were brief.)

Sometimes, we - and our relationships - are caught up in larger tides that run through the river of life. It's a year of make it or break it year for Aquarians, so it seems - especially but not limited to us ladies - with many tying the knot (Jennifer Aniston, Brandy, Justin Timberlake) and others ditching longstanding relationships (Ashton Kucher, Laura Dern - and now Jane Seymour).

It doesn't matter how old an Aquarians is, they're always ready for a fresh start if things get stale. Once an Aquarian has decided that a relationship isn't worth the trouble anymore, or has realized the other person involved just isn't on the same page, the break will be quick and clean. They very seldom look back.

Best of luck to them both!

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (April 7 2013) Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (April 7 2013)
Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez

These two lovebirds are now said to be expectant parents as well as an engaged couple. They've been tabloid fare since they got together, with Olivier famous for his feisty confrontations with paparazzi and her ex, Gabriel Aubry that resulted in mutual restraining orders.

Halle Berry was born on August 14 - a Lioness, while her beau Olivier Martinez celebrates his birthday on January 12 as a Capricorn.

Drama has followed Halle's love life from the first marriage - but those operatic highs and lows are always on the radar with Leo. Twice divorced, Ms Berry swore on Oprah in 2004 that she'd never, never get married again... but hey I've been there too!

This pairing can approach the clash of the titans, with strong egos and a force of will on both sides that can come to a boiling point. But, they have differences in style that can make this astrological match a good one if both sides can tame their headstrong ways.

The Lioness is all about taking centre stage while the Goat would actually prefer to rule from the wings and knows the wisdom of being able to sublimate his ego for long term gain. What's probably getting his goat (he he) now is life in the spotlight  - he does usually like to stick to a lower key facade and the constant friction has most likely worn that away.

They can make a good match, although their clashes will be titanic in nature. Both need to respect their mates and they will find the substance they're looking for in each other.

Good luck to the parents to be!

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (March 29 2013) Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (March 29 2013)
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth

Will they or won't they? This young celebrity couple was engaged and set to marry, then Miley was spotted sans the diamond and apparently the engagement is off... yet new reports suggest that after a month apart, they're still hanging out and taking things one day at a time. What do the planets say?

Miley Ray Cyrus was born on November 23, making her a Sagittarius on the cusp of Scorpio, and Aussie Liam Hemsworth was born January 13, making him a Capricorn. That's a fire and earth combination, which is always kind've hit or miss.

People born on the cusp will often have some characteristics of both signs, or some propensities that are softened by the other sign's influence. Scorpio is all dark intensity while the Archer is a bit of a wild child, always up for adventure and looking for what's new and exciting. The blend of those two signs is what gives Miley her dynamic stage persona and an outgoing personality.

Capricorn, on the other hand, is all conservative on the outside - saving his wild child for private moments. That's where they'll have their common ground and the sexual sparks will fly.

The trouble between these two signs will come from the fact that the Goat, no matter how kinky he may be behind closed doors, will never entirely abandon his straight guy exterior. He cares about what other people think and wants to maintain that facade while Sagittarius honestly couldn't care less about public opinion. They'll have divergent goals and lifestyles as a rule.

Stranger things have happened than these two signs getting together on a permanent basis, but there will be lots of compromising on both sides. Best of luck to them both, no matter what transpires.

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• Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth on the red carpet at the 38th People's Choice Awards on January 11, 2012, at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, California. (JJ Duncan/ Zimbio.com)

 

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (March 22 2013) Matthew and Camila Alves McConaughey

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (March 22 2013)
Matthew and Camila Alves McConaughey

Actor Matthew McConaughey has a new series in development on HBO - True Detective - and he just got married to Brazilian-American model and designer Camila Alves last year so the pair end up as our celebrity focus for the week.

Matthew David McConaughey celebrates his birthday on November 4 - a Scorpio. His wife and mother of their three children (Vida, Levi and Livingston Alves McConaughey), Camila Alves was born on January 28 - an Aquarius.

Now there are some astrologers who will tell you this is the worst possible combination of all the entire Zodiac. They represent opposite energies. Scorpio is all dark intensity while flighty Aquarius is like the cold wind. The Water Bearer hates to be tied down and the Scorpion likes nothing more than to tie his or her partner down (perhaps in more ways than one).

However, on a carnal level the attraction between them will be incendiary. Both of them are adventurers in the bedroom and beyond and their exploits won't be for the faint of heart but that's just the point. It's enough of a fire that it can keep other less compatible issues on the backburner for some time. Mr Scorpio is all macho sex appeal - clearly he's a particularly good example of his sign in that respect. Cool, contained Aquarius will turn him on from the word go - she's that brainy coed the jock dreams about defiling behind the bushes or between the stacks at the library and best of all, Aquarius is the one girl who'll love the idea as much as he does.

Both signs are also given to excess of the substance abusing variety and in terms of lifestyle in general. Nobody may be paying attention to the bills when these two signs get together and a night out often turns into an orgy of excess in many more ways than one. You don't want to go out with this pair unless you're up for a real walk on the wild side.

Now, it's possible these two are the pair who's channeled all that restless, adventurous energy into entirely productive and creative pursuits. Maybe... ;) Outside of all that, they're two intelligent signs who should have a lot to talk about and perhaps most importantly, they both love a challenge.

I should know, by the way - this is a romantic experiment that in my case lasted 13 years.

Good luck on the new series and growing family!