Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (June 30 2013) Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (June 30 2013)
Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi

I can't speak for the boys on this website but in honour of the U.S. finally getting with the whole gay marriage thing (like, here in Canada we managed to legalize gay marriage without all the hoopla years ago... but whatever) I thought I'd take a look at one of the more prominent and beloved lesbian couples - Ellen and Portia.

Ellen was born on January 26 and Portia on January 31, making them both Aquarians. Now, typically this is one of the worst dynamics ever in the zodiac. Aquarius plus Aquarius is usually just trouble, although there's often a real spark sexually speaking that can gloss over the differences... for a few months or so. Now I can only speak as a heterosexual female, but I'm wondering if the female-female dynamic doesn't just make this pairing work so much better. You'd avoid the whole lone wolf complex typically embodied by the Water Bearer in the male version. Add it to an independent Aquarius woman and it usually fizzles into mutual animosity. But, two independent women who are reasonable and tolerant and accommodating, that may just work in the long run.

In any case, Ellen and Portia have been married since 2008 - so it's nice that the Supreme Court has confirmed the legality of their union (ahem). Ellen is on the Forbes list of the 'World's Most Powerful Celebrities'; here's to their continued success professionally and personally.

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (June 20 2013) Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (June 20 2013)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

Gwyneth Paltrow become an icon for a sense of fashion that's daring at times but as a rule is always elegant. Even her style 'missteps' make news.

Born September 27, she's a Libra - and one who has her sense of balance under control and worked out (the ones who are like a set of scales swinging wildly back and forth - those you have to watch out for!). You'll find balance in the features and phsyique that had her dubbed as the most beautiful woman of the year.

Libras can be obsessive over their pet self-improvement projects and they're drawn to the arts in general. The fact that husband of a 10 years Chris Martin is a musician would have been a big plus in her eyes.  Chris was born on March 2, a Pisces. They'll share a love of beauty and the arts in general that will inform their everyday lifestyle.

Pisces is typically a gentle person and a poetic soul, and the male of the species is that über-attractive, female friendly and very much sought after by lovers often of both sexes no matter what their own orientation. Pisces can often be accused of superficiality, but in his case, it's not that he doesn't have emotions, it's that he's running away from them. Pretty, classy Libra ladies are often admired but can sometimes come off as aloof - typical for Air signs in general. From the outside, this pairing may seem undemonstrative but they will share a genuine passion - just one that they may not display for public consumption.

It's good that these two are successful in their fields because neither sign cares a lot about money for its own sake - chronically unpaid bills are common among the more financially challenged Librans and Fishes.

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• Gwyneth Paltrow at the 84th Annual Academy Awards Red Carpet 2012. - 26 February 2012 - Author - MingleMediaTVNetwork
• Chris Martin is a public domain image

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (June 12 2013) Jennifer Love Hewitt and Brian Hallisay

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (June 12 2013)
Jennifer Love Hewitt and Brian Hallisay

These two lovebirds are expecting and engaged all at the same time. They're co-stars on the hit drama The Client List, where she plays a sexy mom keeping the bills paid by rubbing and tugging her 'massage' clients and whatever happened on screen, there's no doubt that the sparks were flying when the cameras stopped rolling.

Ms Love Hewitt was born on February 21 - a Pisces lady - and that comes as no surprise. See that super-sexy, super-feminine lady all the boys dream about? She's very likely to be a Pisces. Brian was born on Hallowe'en, making him a Scorpio.

Both of them are Water signs, which means emotional and romantic, although the two will explore those impulses in different ways. Pisces likes to play in shallower waters, has a playful sense of humour and is quite vulnerable in matters of love, which often makes them commitment shy.

The Scorpion, on the other hand, never does anything halfway. He'll plumb the depths of emotions, of his appetites (good or bad) - of anything at all. They're often mesmerizing people and the male of the species is hugely sexy, the kind of guy who oozes machismo. Scorpio can also be quite manipulative and he likes to control things from the bottom up, where unsuspecting people don't see him coming.

Naturally, they'll find each other very sexy and appealing and can find emotional understanding in each other. On the possible down side, there can be high melodrama of operatic proportions when these two get into a disagreement or conflict, and Scorpio's intensity can sometimes be just too much to deal with for the slippery Fish.

Their love bond will be strong, though, and that's what will keep them together.

Best of luck to them both!

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (May 31 2013) Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (May 31 2013)
Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum

This happily married couple has made the headlines recently more for their relationship than show biz lately and that's a good thing. The two have just welcomed a new baby daughter to the world (Everly) and seem to be marvelously in love.

Channing was born on April 26, a Taurus. The Bull is the ultimate family loving man, romantic to a T and a man who welcomes his children with as much love as he will shower on his wife. Taurus combines the best of both realms - often the epitome of masculine strength, physically gifted in many ways (as Mr. Tatum's former stripper days can attest to) combined with a soft heart gifted to him by his planet of Venus.

Jenna, also an actor and dancer, celebrates her birthday on December 3, making her a Sagittarius. The two were married in 2009 and played together in the film Step Up. The Archer, male or female, captives with their personality as much as their looks and will charm you with a sharp mind and an exuberant sense of adventure about life in general. They're naturally lucky people who are upbeat and friendly.

A Fire sign coupled with an Earth sign may not seem like such a good idea but in this particular pairing, there is a lot they will share. Sagittarius is a big dreamer, an idealist and huge romantic - just where the Archer responds to the Bull's own soft heart. They both love and value family ties and will be able to give each other the emotional warmth they both need. Where Sagittarius is the dreamer, the Bull is 100% down to earth and largely home-loving but that's where they can complement each other and temper any excesses either way. Even the differences can work out in their favour.

Best of luck to the talented pair and new baby girl.

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- Channing Tatum & Jenna Dewan at the 71st Annual Peabody Awards Luncheon 2012. - Date 21 May 2012 - Author: Peabody Awards

Here they are in Step Up: