Monday, July 22, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (July 22 2013) Jared and Genevieve Cortese Padalecki


Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (July 22 2013)
Jared and Genevieve Cortese Padalecki

The royal baby may be making all the headlines, but this married couple is expecting their second child... with their first only 16 months old. A brave pair!

Genevieve first became known for her role in the TV series Wildfire but not coincidentally, she's also known for her recurring role as the demon Ruby in hubby's hit show Supernatural.

She celebrates her birthday on January 8, making her a Capricorn. Jared was born on July 19 - Cancer. Frankly, the union of Cancer and Capricorn is a no brainer. Both of these signs are discerning and will look for quality in their mates.

On the practical side, both signs are known to be good with money, which sidesteps a lot of issue from the start. Capricorn is a strong lady and she can appreciate Cancer's understated version of maleness - he's definitely secure enough that he doesn't need any macho shenanigans to bolster his ego.

The only real potential for trouble with these two signs is that Cancer does tend to have loads of female admirers and if he pays too much time and attention to his fans (and that applies to any Cancer, not just the TV star variety, lol) jealousy is likely to rear its ugly head.

Both of these signs also understand that a conservative exterior can hide a multitude of kinky sins...

But they'll have to get those kids to bed first.

Image of Jared Padalecki at the Comic-Con 2011 by Gudlyf (Keith McDuffee)

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (July 14 2014) LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (July 14 2014)
LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian

Margaret LeAnn Rimes Cibrian, aka LeAnn Rimes, has been a tabloid favourite since her early days as a 13-year old phenom and the youngest country star to hit the big time since Tanya Tucker in the early 1970's.

But despite those talented pipes of hers, her personal life has often overshadowed the music what with lawsuits against her father and former manager early on and of course, more recently when it comes to husband (actor) Eddie Cibrian who famously ditched his eight year marriage to Brandi Glanville (of Real Housevies of Beverly Hills fame) after having an affair with Rimes. They met while co-starring in Northern Lights, a TV movie, in 2009 and the pair left their respective spouses to get married in 2011, but not before the affair was splashed all over the tabloids for weeks. Dust ups with his former wife seem to happen on a regular basis.

Eddie celebrates his birthday on June 16 as a Gemini. It may sound cliché, but infidelity does seem to come rather easily to this sun sign. LeAnn, though, is a Virgo (birthday August 28), and it has to be said that this sign is also known to be prone to infidelity. So it's likely that trust may be an issue in their pairing on both sides.

The meeting of Gemini and Virgo is a meeting of two bright minds, and they'll be able to talk for hours about a wide range of topics. That's often what brings these two signs together in the first place. They will also share good sexual chemistry that can let Virgo relax with a sense of trust and Gemini explore on a willing subject.

One point of contention may come from the fact that Gemini is such a sociable charmer - particularly to members of the desired sex. Virgo will be offended if this goes on too openly and at the expense of attention they feel they should be getting. If either one of them is at the far end of their sign's characteristics - a Gemini that's uber-flighty and unreliable and a Virgo that's too self-contained and petty detail oriented - and it's a non-starter.

These two will both have to make an effort to meet in the middle for the union to succeed long term.

Until then, here's hoping the two of them at least enjoy some privacy once in a while!

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (June 30 2013) Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi


Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (June 30 2013)
Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi


I can't speak for the boys on this website but in honour of the U.S. finally getting with the whole gay marriage thing (like, here in Canada we managed to legalize gay marriage without all the hoopla years ago... but whatever) I thought I'd take a look at one of the more prominent and beloved lesbian couples - Ellen and Portia.

Ellen was born on January 26 and Portia on January 31, making them both Aquarians. Now, typically this is one of the worst dynamics ever in the zodiac. Aquarius plus Aquarius is usually just trouble, although there's often a real spark sexually speaking that can gloss over the differences... for a few months or so. Now I can only speak as a heterosexual female, but I'm wondering if the female-female dynamic doesn't just make this pairing work so much better. You'd avoid the whole lone wolf complex typically embodied by the Water Bearer in the male version. Add it to an independent Aquarius woman and it usually fizzles into mutual animosity. But, two independent women who are reasonable and tolerant and accommodating, that may just work in the long run.

In any case, Ellen and Portia have been married since 2008 - so it's nice that the Supreme Court has confirmed the legality of their union (ahem). Ellen is on the Forbes list of the 'World's Most Powerful Celebrities'; here's to their continued success professionally and personally.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (June 20 2013) Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (June 20 2013)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin


Gwyneth Paltrow become an icon for a sense of fashion that's daring at times but as a rule is always elegant. Even her style 'missteps' make news.

Born September 27, she's a Libra - and one who has her sense of balance under control and worked out (the ones who are like a set of scales swinging wildly back and forth - those you have to watch out for!). You'll find balance in the features and phsyique that had her dubbed as the most beautiful woman of the year.

Libras can be obsessive over their pet self-improvement projects and they're drawn to the arts in general. The fact that husband of a 10 years Chris Martin is a musician would have been a big plus in her eyes.  Chris was born on March 2, a Pisces. They'll share a love of beauty and the arts in general that will inform their everyday lifestyle.

Pisces is typically a gentle person and a poetic soul, and the male of the species is that über-attractive, female friendly and very much sought after by lovers often of both sexes no matter what their own orientation. Pisces can often be accused of superficiality, but in his case, it's not that he doesn't have emotions, it's that he's running away from them. Pretty, classy Libra ladies are often admired but can sometimes come off as aloof - typical for Air signs in general. From the outside, this pairing may seem undemonstrative but they will share a genuine passion - just one that they may not display for public consumption.

It's good that these two are successful in their fields because neither sign cares a lot about money for its own sake - chronically unpaid bills are common among the more financially challenged Librans and Fishes.

Image:
• Gwyneth Paltrow at the 84th Annual Academy Awards Red Carpet 2012. - 26 February 2012 - Author - MingleMediaTVNetwork
• Chris Martin is a public domain image


Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (June 12 2013) Jennifer Love Hewitt and Brian Hallisay


Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (June 12 2013)
Jennifer Love Hewitt and Brian Hallisay


These two lovebirds are expecting and engaged all at the same time. They're co-stars on the hit drama The Client List, where she plays a sexy mom keeping the bills paid by rubbing and tugging her 'massage' clients and whatever happened on screen, there's no doubt that the sparks were flying when the cameras stopped rolling.

Ms Love Hewitt was born on February 21 - a Pisces lady - and that comes as no surprise. See that super-sexy, super-feminine lady all the boys dream about? She's very likely to be a Pisces. Brian was born on Hallowe'en, making him a Scorpio.

Both of them are Water signs, which means emotional and romantic, although the two will explore those impulses in different ways. Pisces likes to play in shallower waters, has a playful sense of humour and is quite vulnerable in matters of love, which often makes them commitment shy.

The Scorpion, on the other hand, never does anything halfway. He'll plumb the depths of emotions, of his appetites (good or bad) - of anything at all. They're often mesmerizing people and the male of the species is hugely sexy, the kind of guy who oozes machismo. Scorpio can also be quite manipulative and he likes to control things from the bottom up, where unsuspecting people don't see him coming.

Naturally, they'll find each other very sexy and appealing and can find emotional understanding in each other. On the possible down side, there can be high melodrama of operatic proportions when these two get into a disagreement or conflict, and Scorpio's intensity can sometimes be just too much to deal with for the slippery Fish.

Their love bond will be strong, though, and that's what will keep them together.

Best of luck to them both!

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (May 31 2013) Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum


Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (May 31 2013)
Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum

This happily married couple has made the headlines recently more for their relationship than show biz lately and that's a good thing. The two have just welcomed a new baby daughter to the world (Everly) and seem to be marvelously in love.

Channing was born on April 26, a Taurus. The Bull is the ultimate family loving man, romantic to a T and a man who welcomes his children with as much love as he will shower on his wife. Taurus combines the best of both realms - often the epitome of masculine strength, physically gifted in many ways (as Mr. Tatum's former stripper days can attest to) combined with a soft heart gifted to him by his planet of Venus.

Jenna, also an actor and dancer, celebrates her birthday on December 3, making her a Sagittarius. The two were married in 2009 and played together in the film Step Up. The Archer, male or female, captives with their personality as much as their looks and will charm you with a sharp mind and an exuberant sense of adventure about life in general. They're naturally lucky people who are upbeat and friendly.

A Fire sign coupled with an Earth sign may not seem like such a good idea but in this particular pairing, there is a lot they will share. Sagittarius is a big dreamer, an idealist and huge romantic - just where the Archer responds to the Bull's own soft heart. They both love and value family ties and will be able to give each other the emotional warmth they both need. Where Sagittarius is the dreamer, the Bull is 100% down to earth and largely home-loving but that's where they can complement each other and temper any excesses either way. Even the differences can work out in their favour.

Best of luck to the talented pair and new baby girl.

Image:
- Channing Tatum & Jenna Dewan at the 71st Annual Peabody Awards Luncheon 2012. - Date 21 May 2012 - Author: Peabody Awards


Here they are in Step Up:

Friday, May 24, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (May 24 2013) - Jessica Alba and Warren Cash


Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (May 24 2013)
Jessica Alba and Warren Cash


Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren recently celebrated their 5th anniversary and by all accounts they're still madly in love. They met on the set of Fantastic Four in 2004 and were married in 2008. They have two daughters now too.ce then, Jessica and Cash have welcomed two daughters, Honor and Haven,

Jessica was born on April 28 - a Taurus - and Cash celebrates his birthday on January 10, a Capricorn. Both of them are earth signs, which gives them a lot in common as far as values and outlook on life. They're both practically minded, love family and home life. They both have the same prudent attitude towards money, which tends to eliminate the big monster so many couples quarrel about. They're a banker's dream of a couple, responsible to the nth degree.

But that doesn't mean that all is dullsville with this pairing. The Bull and the Goat both have strong personalities and big appetites in both the bedroom and kitchen. But they'll both also have the kind of control and restraint that doesn't let any of those appetites get out of control, if they're typical of their signs.

Capricorn has so much control, in fact, that sometimes he's locked down his desires so tight that they're permanently stifled. That's the potential fly in the ointment for this coupling - the Bull is more passionate and open with their feelings.

However, if they're pictures are any indication, that doesn't seem to be the case at all here. Many happy returns to both of them.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (May 16 2013) Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (May 16 2013)
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn

Tiger Woods took the step of going public with his relationship with girlfriend Lindsey Vonn - the first time he's been publicly paired with anyone since his nasty split with ex-wife Elin Nodegren.

Tiger was born on December 30, making him a Capricorn, while Lindsey was born on October 18, a Libra. This is a bit of an odd pairing, usually reserved for kinky one night stands.

Capricorn is all hard work, dedication and outward conservativism (note the 'outward'!) while Libra is usually the zodiac's indolent social butterfly. If the two individuals' personalities develop too much along those lines, it's hard to see where they'd have any common ground.

However, in this case both of them are professional competitive athletes and that common ground will mean a lot. It's also an indication that Lindsey is anything but the proverbial 'lazy Libra'.

Now on the physical attraction level, however, these two signs won't have any problem finding a thing or two in common. Capricorn is hard working, yes, and will maintain that conservative exterior no matter what, but inside he's a seething cauldron of desire and often sexual kinkery of one sort or another. That's where the Goat and Libra have a natural affinity, because Libra's typically up for anything.

Whether they last a little or a long while, best of luck to the lovebirds.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (May 9 2013) Micheal Jordan & Yvette Prieto


Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (May 9 2013)
Micheal Jordan & Yvette Prieto


Newlyweds Michael Jordan and Yvette Prieto make it to the Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week - albeit a little late.

The NBA legend celebrates his birthday on February 17 - an Aquarius. It's typical of an Aquarian that he's often been called an innovator - someone in search of constant improvement to his game and that's how he made becoming what many call the best basketball player in history look easy.

Yvette's birthday is on March 26 - a fiery Aries.
Air and Fire signs often make a great combination, just as they do in the physical world - although too much oxygen and a fire can get out of control, too.

These two signs will respect each other as equals. She may not have a name in sports but most Aries women are at least avid gym afficionados - often athletic at school, for example - so she'll both understand and respect his profession just as he'll respect what goes into keeping her in the kind of shape that he loves. She has steel underneath that hot girly exterior and he'll love that too.

And about the age difference - it's not robbing the cradle. Aquarians often simply associate more with younger generations than their own because they don't age like most other people. To them, age really is a number.

The couple have been dating for 5 years so this is no whirlwind romance. That's definitely a sign of the  Water Bearer's carefully considered relationships - he'll be very sure before he takes this step. And, as fiery and impulsive as Aries can be, they're also committment shy so taking the plunge is something they too will take very, very seriously

With shared respect, a taste for adventure and fun, this pairing definitely has the makings to go the distance. Good luck to the newlyweds!

Monday, April 22, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (April 22 2013) Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne


Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (April 22 2013)
Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne


Longtime celebrity couple Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are said to be living apart these days although no divorce is in the works. Ozzy has admitted to taking up his old bad habits of drugs and drink.

John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne was born on December 3 - a Sagittarius. Sharon Rachel Levy Osbourne née Arden celebrates her birthday on October 9 as a Libra.

Air and Fire signs can be a volatile combination - fire needs air, after all, to burn but too much makes the flames go too high. He's all excess and exuberance to her cool elegance and constant search for equilibrium but they'll share bright minds and a sense of adventure and fun. Both signs are independently minded, with their own circle of friends and interests to act as a buffer to marital irritations.

They've been married for 31 years - in a rock star's life, that's the equivalent of a lifetime or two already. With a marriage that's lasted this long, the focus should really be on what worked for so long rather than what isn't now - certainly, even the most tolerant, independently minded Balancing Girl will eventually lose her patience with the Archer`s messy excesses.

He's said in media statements that he's been using drugs and drinking again this past year - she's probably gotten sick of the disruptive effects to home and lifestyle; the wild and woolly becomes less endearing and more irritating.

Sharon`s now said to be returning to Simon Cowell's X Factor with a cool £2million deal - so if they do reconcile, we`ll know for sure it was for love because neither of them needs the money.

Image: Pearl Harbor, Hawaii – Heavy Metal rock star and reality television hit Ozzy Osbourne and his wife Sharon, tour the battleship USS Missouri (BB 63) while filming their MTV show "The Osbournes" in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. U.S. Date 9 March 2004

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (April 14 2013) Jane Seymour and James Keach

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (April 14 2013)
Jane Seymour and James Keach


This longtime couple has just announced they're calling it quits after 20 years of marriage. Rumours are that James was a little too friendly with a mystery woman and Jane kicked him out of their Malibu home pronto.

Jane was born on February 15, an Aquarius, and soon to be ex-hubby James Keach on December 7 - a Sagittarius. This is typically a compatible pairing (and the marriage has lasted two decades, after all!)

They share a sense of adventure and a disdain for the conventional - the Archer and the Water Bearer will be great friends. The one sticking point will be that Aquarius is a good deal more hard headed and practical than ever boyish and exuberant Sagittarius. The Water Bearer is likely to feel like the (only) adult in this relationship and that tends to grate after a while.

The two share 17-year old twin sons Kristopher Steven and John Stacy Keach (she also has two other children from previous marriages and he has one other, having been married twice before himself). James was Jane's director on Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, the series she credits with saving her financially and mentally when her previous marriage was crumbling.

Aquarians are often serial monogamists. Don't forget - although she's been married four times, this one lasted 20 years and her third, to David Flynn, a full decade. (Two earlier marriages in her twenties were brief.)

Sometimes, we - and our relationships - are caught up in larger tides that run through the river of life. It's a year of make it or break it year for Aquarians, so it seems - especially but not limited to us ladies - with many tying the knot (Jennifer Aniston, Brandy, Justin Timberlake) and others ditching longstanding relationships (Ashton Kucher, Laura Dern - and now Jane Seymour).

It doesn't matter how old an Aquarians is, they're always ready for a fresh start if things get stale. Once an Aquarian has decided that a relationship isn't worth the trouble anymore, or has realized the other person involved just isn't on the same page, the break will be quick and clean. They very seldom look back.

Best of luck to them both!

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (April 7 2013) Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez


Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (April 7 2013)
Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez

These two lovebirds are now said to be expectant parents as well as an engaged couple. They've been tabloid fare since they got together, with Olivier famous for his feisty confrontations with paparazzi and her ex, Gabriel Aubry that resulted in mutual restraining orders.

Halle Berry was born on August 14 - a Lioness, while her beau Olivier Martinez celebrates his birthday on January 12 as a Capricorn.

Drama has followed Halle's love life from the first marriage - but those operatic highs and lows are always on the radar with Leo. Twice divorced, Ms Berry swore on Oprah in 2004 that she'd never, never get married again... but hey I've been there too!

This pairing can approach the clash of the titans, with strong egos and a force of will on both sides that can come to a boiling point. But, they have differences in style that can make this astrological match a good one if both sides can tame their headstrong ways.

The Lioness is all about taking centre stage while the Goat would actually prefer to rule from the wings and knows the wisdom of being able to sublimate his ego for long term gain. What's probably getting his goat (he he) now is life in the spotlight  - he does usually like to stick to a lower key facade and the constant friction has most likely worn that away.

They can make a good match, although their clashes will be titanic in nature. Both need to respect their mates and they will find the substance they're looking for in each other.

Good luck to the parents to be!

Friday, March 29, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (March 29 2013) Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth


Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (March 29 2013)
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth


Will they or won't they? This young celebrity couple was engaged and set to marry, then Miley was spotted sans the diamond and apparently the engagement is off... yet new reports suggest that after a month apart, they're still hanging out and taking things one day at a time. What do the planets say?

Miley Ray Cyrus was born on November 23, making her a Sagittarius on the cusp of Scorpio, and Aussie Liam Hemsworth was born January 13, making him a Capricorn. That's a fire and earth combination, which is always kind've hit or miss.

People born on the cusp will often have some characteristics of both signs, or some propensities that are softened by the other sign's influence. Scorpio is all dark intensity while the Archer is a bit of a wild child, always up for adventure and looking for what's new and exciting. The blend of those two signs is what gives Miley her dynamic stage persona and an outgoing personality.

Capricorn, on the other hand, is all conservative on the outside - saving his wild child for private moments. That's where they'll have their common ground and the sexual sparks will fly.

The trouble between these two signs will come from the fact that the Goat, no matter how kinky he may be behind closed doors, will never entirely abandon his straight guy exterior. He cares about what other people think and wants to maintain that facade while Sagittarius honestly couldn't care less about public opinion. They'll have divergent goals and lifestyles as a rule.

Stranger things have happened than these two signs getting together on a permanent basis, but there will be lots of compromising on both sides. Best of luck to them both, no matter what transpires.

Image
• Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth on the red carpet at the 38th People's Choice Awards on January 11, 2012, at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, California. (JJ Duncan/ Zimbio.com)


 

Friday, March 22, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (March 22 2013) Matthew and Camila Alves McConaughey

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (March 22 2013)
Matthew and Camila Alves McConaughey


Actor Matthew McConaughey has a new series in development on HBO - True Detective - and he just got married to Brazilian-American model and designer Camila Alves last year so the pair end up as our celebrity focus for the week.

Matthew David McConaughey celebrates his birthday on November 4 - a Scorpio. His wife and mother of their three children (Vida, Levi and Livingston Alves McConaughey), Camila Alves was born on January 28 - an Aquarius.

Now there are some astrologers who will tell you this is the worst possible combination of all the entire Zodiac. They represent opposite energies. Scorpio is all dark intensity while flighty Aquarius is like the cold wind. The Water Bearer hates to be tied down and the Scorpion likes nothing more than to tie his or her partner down (perhaps in more ways than one).

However, on a carnal level the attraction between them will be incendiary. Both of them are adventurers in the bedroom and beyond and their exploits won't be for the faint of heart but that's just the point. It's enough of a fire that it can keep other less compatible issues on the backburner for some time. Mr Scorpio is all macho sex appeal - clearly he's a particularly good example of his sign in that respect. Cool, contained Aquarius will turn him on from the word go - she's that brainy coed the jock dreams about defiling behind the bushes or between the stacks at the library and best of all, Aquarius is the one girl who'll love the idea as much as he does.

Both signs are also given to excess of the substance abusing variety and in terms of lifestyle in general. Nobody may be paying attention to the bills when these two signs get together and a night out often turns into an orgy of excess in many more ways than one. You don't want to go out with this pair unless you're up for a real walk on the wild side.

Now, it's possible these two are the pair who's channeled all that restless, adventurous energy into entirely productive and creative pursuits. Maybe... ;) Outside of all that, they're two intelligent signs who should have a lot to talk about and perhaps most importantly, they both love a challenge.

I should know, by the way - this is a romantic experiment that in my case lasted 13 years.

Good luck on the new series and growing family!

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (March 11 2013) Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (March 11 2013)
Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis


Olivia is a celebrity media (and especially paparazzi) favourite so her engagement to comedian/actor Jason Sudeikis has put them both in the spotlight.

Olivia Jane Wilde (née Cockburn) was born on March 10 - a Pisces. She definitely has that sign's pretty and very classically feminine appeal. It's what makes her a camera magnet. Daniel Jason Sudeikis celebrates his birthday on September 18 - a Virgo. His intelligent wit is a hallmark of his sign at its best.

Virgo - like just about any other heterosexual male - is drawn to the lady Pisces' beauteous charms and in him she'll find the refined, intelligent man who can give her the quality she's looking for in a relationship. Neither sign is pushy or aggressive and they share a sophisticated approach to sex over animalistic grapplings. Ms Wilde hasn't been shy about extolling their marathon sex sessions so I think we can assume they do have that basic sexual compatibility down pat.

The one area of trouble between these two signs can come from Virgo's rougher edges. Pisces is soft to the core but where Virgo's outside is all refinement and sophistication, inside he can often be harsh in his judgments and is known to sport a biting, caustic wit. If it's ever directed at his pretty Pisces, wounded feelings usually result. Virgo can also be very quick to take accommodating Pisces for granted, and may end up giving the relationship less than the attention it deserves.

Success and recognition, though, can temper a hardheaded Virgo's legendary sharp tongue and non-threatening Pisces is the lady who can get him to let down his barriers and relax into the charmer he really is inside. This is a truly romantic match that can really bring out the best in both of these signs. Best of luck to the soon to be wed!

• Olivia Wilde at a San Diego Comic-Con panel for Tron Legacy - July 22, 2010 by Cameron Yee at http://www.flickr.com/photos/ygx/
• Jason Sudeikis at the Horrible Bosses Premiere 16 August 2011 - Author Eva Rinaldi


Friday, March 1, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (March 1 2013) Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (March 1 2013)
Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton


According to CNN, this couple ranks fourth on the 'power couple' scale, so who am I to argue with that? Miranda's new album has debuted at No. 3 on the Billboard charts and Blake is a judge on NBC's The Voice. Here's a look at this country music duo from an astrological point of view.

Miranda Leigh Lambert was born on November 10 - Scorpio and Blake Tollison Shelton on June 18 as a Gemini. It's an unusual combination. Scorpio is all singleminded intensity while Gemini changes direction like the fickle breeze

It's a pairing that typically begins in X-rated fashion. Sparks will fly when Gemini's inventive nature meets Scorpio's wicked ways in the bedroom and it may be quite some time before the Scorpion and the Twins even notice that they have other things in common - namely intelligence and wit.

Where this pairing usually falters lies in Gemini's fickle and often emotionally elusive nature when confronted by Scorpio's all out, 110% all the time intensity. Gemini has a tendency to a wandering eye and that doesn't go over well with Ms Scorpion.

But - these two are already married so it seems like the elusive, fickle nature of the Gemini has been resolved - at least for now...

Image of Blake Shelton performing at Raindance II, a benefit concert in Ada, Oklahoma, in the summer of 2007. (Photo by Richard R. Barron) - Author: Giantmuh at en.wikipedia

This was their first duet:

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (February 22 2013) Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (February 22 2013)
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner


With the Oscars coming up and Argo a favourite for Best Picture, I thought I'd check out longtime celeb couple Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.

Benjamin Géza Affleck-Boldt was born August 15 - a Leo. Jennifer Anne Garner celebrates her birthday on April 17 as an Aries. The union of the Lion and the Ram is a power couple extraordinaire.

Jennifer sounds like a typical Aries lady - girly on the outside, steel on the inside, with an athletic background as a dancer before she became an actress. She's the kind of lady who looks equally good in an evening gown as she does in sweats with a natural flair. Nothing artificial about your average Aries.

Leo is a mover and shaker and a natural leader. The Lion looks for substance in his mate and finds it in Aries. They're both Fire signs, so they'll be compatible in terms of energy levels and lifestyle choices. They're also hard workers.

This is a bold pairing - not for the fainthearted, but then no one has ever accused Leo or Aries of that. Leo can have a huge ego and a big personality but the Ram is more than strong enough to hold her own. The issues that might come up with Leo and Aries probably relate to their respective egos. Leo needs constant approval and Aries isn't the type to cater to anyone's vanity, but it's a pairing that works really well when they're balanced.They can bring out the best in each other.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (February 13 2013) Kelly Clarkson and Brandon Blackstock

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (February 13 2013)
Kelly Clarkson and Brandon Blackstock

This cute couple recently announced their engagement - a union of music biz royalty. Brandon Blackstock is the son of Kelly's manager - who's married to none other than Reba McIntyre.

Brandon is said to have proposed on the day before his birthday of December 16. That makes him a Sagittarius - and someone whose romantic enthusiasm will often lead to big gestures like that. When the Archer is in love, there will be no doubt about it.

Apparently the couple met years ago and she's said in interviews that it was love at first sight although she had to wait a while before he was single and eligible. Kelly Brianne Clarkson's birthday is April 24, making her a Taurus. The Bull goes big or stays at home when it comes to making emotional investments and love at first sight is always an option as far as they're concerned. They're also typically patient and capable of playing the long game to get what they want somewhere down the road.

Now this mating of Fire (Sag) and Earth (Taurus) may not seem like such a good choice in some respects.

Sag likes to live in a whirlwind (and tends to create one no matter how much he may think he's trying not to) while a Taurus not only loves but needs a calm, clean and pleasant home base to function well. Luckily, they're rich enough to have servants to pick up after him.

Where they will mesh is emotionally. The Archer is a sentimental, impulsive guy who will be chivalrous and romantic in his dealings and Taurus needs emotional stability more than they need a partner who cleans up after themselves. Taurus will warm up to the Archer's soft heart like a moth is drawn to a flame.

They will protect each other's weak spots and be a real partnership, with a tight emotional closeness between them.

They'll also be good for each other - Sag can get sometimes staid Taurus to open up to adventure while Taurus will make sure the Archer's bills get paid on time

Good luck to the newly engaged!

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (February 5 2013) P!nk and Carey Hart

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (February 5 2013)
P!nk and Carey Hart


Pink (or P!nk) is gearing up for a tour and has just announced the release of a new single Just Give Me a Reason with Nate Reuss on March 17, 2013, the third to come from the CD The Truth About Love. She's making the headlines and that's how she and hubby Carey Hart ended up as this week's story.

Alecia Beth Moore was born on September 8 - a Virgo. Husband and retired freestyle motocross, motorcycle racer and current off-road truck racer Carey Jason Phillip Hart was born on July 17, making him a Cancer.

Virgo and Cancer are a natural pairing that works on many basic levels. They're both family and domestically oriented signs. They both value quality over a flash in the pan and can satisfy each other's needs. Cancer is a classic family man of the olde school variety and will always find a way to provide for his family materially. That satisfies Virgo's craving for financial security. Virgo is steady emotionally and that can satisfy Cancer's emotional insecurities - insecurities he keeps very well hidden.

Those emotions can also signal the weak spot in this pairing, however. He won't wear his heart on his sleeve but he is sentimental inside and has a need for emotional closeness. Virgo's blunt and pragmatic take on life can wound the Crab (intentionally or unintentionally) in ways Cancer will never show fully from the outside. Once Cancer feels under appreciated and unfulfilled emotionally, the Crab can lash out with a combustible anger.

How you handle the challenges are what brings the spice to any relationship.

Images:
• P!nk performing at a secret London gig to promote the Funhouse Album - 4 November 2008 - Corbuzon
•  Carey Hart in May 2010 - 1 May 2010 - Source - Greg Hernandez


Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (January 29 2013) Victoria & David Beckham

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (January 29 2013)
Victoria & David Beckham


Enduring couple Victoria and David Beckham are still a favourite of celebrity watchers after more than a decade of marriage. Certainly, there's eye candy enough for anyone between the two of them, no matter what your persuasion, and a gaggle of cute kids too make for a lot of paparazzi opps.

But, they've had their ups and downs as a couple since their 1999 wedding, including much publicized claims of his occasional infidelity. What does the zodiac say about their union?

David Robert Joseph Beckham, the quintessential English footballer, was born May 2, a Taurus. Taurus is a the ultimate male, ruled by Venus. That's how he can be the macho athlete and also the sentimental family man who cried when his wife told him they were expecting another child. Family in general is hugely important to Taurus.

The Bull is often gifted physically in many ways (including the one you're thinking of) and it's clear that David is one of those. Even if Taurus isn't considered good looking (and that's pretty rare actually) this very masculine guy has a gift for getting along with women.

The fly in the ointment with Taurus is a tendency to feel neglected at the slightest provocation - even when it's work that's keeping them apart and it's nobody's fault. Add to that the fact that there's never any shortage of women willing to sub in for the main squeeze and you may well find you have infidelity by default. In other words, they may fall into it just because it's just too easy,

But on the level of his emotions, the Bull's heart is true and he'll seldom be the one to split up a relationship - he loves family and having a stable home environment and really commits his heart and soul. It's just that he

There may be a lot of things a woman is prepared to accept if she knows that his love is true. Certainly, there are other Taurus sometimes-bad-boys whose women seem to forgive (Chris Brown!)

Victoria Caroline Beckham - businesswoman, fashion designer and singer - celebrates her birthday on April 17, 1974 as an Aries. The Ram is all fire and energy - the irresistible force to the Bull's immovable object. That may cause friction but also of the sexually very interesting variety. It's also a combination that can benefit both partners in the relationship while tempering excesses.

The funny thing is, Aries of both sexes often have their own wandering eye. In other words, there's more to the Aries/Taurus combination than you would ever know from the outside looking in.

Images:
• David Beckham waits to take a corner kick. - Date 13 May 2012, 16:47:52 Author Kunal Shah
• Victoria Beckham in Düsseldorf promoting her new jeans - Date 15 October 2008 - Author CHR!S
• David and Victoria Beckham in Silverston Circuit in the Great Britain G.P. 2007. Date 8 July 2007 Author Vtornet


Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (January 22 2013) Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (January 22 2013)
Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart


J.Lo and dancer Casper Smart have been an item since not long after the break up of her marriage. They've been puppy shopping lately and as everyone knows, doggies are a prelude to a cozier relationship.

Jennifer Lynn Lopez was born on July 24, a Leo on the cusp with Cancer. That means that emotional, sideways scrabbling Cancer may soften Leo's scene stealing tendencies and add up and down moods to the usually sunny Leo disposition.

Casper Smart celebrates his birthday April 6 - an Aries. The male of the Aries tribe is all boy, a force of nature who goes directly for what he wants. Strong women are no issue to a Ram, a man who's absolutely sure of his own mettle.

Ego may be the area where these two signs clash. The Lioness is firmly convinced of her own fabulousness - but she needs to know that her partner is too. It's an ego that requires care and feeding, and the Ram is known to be thoughtless/not known for his solicitous nature. He's more apt to be blunt and lay his version of 'truth' on you without a lot of editing.

Incidentally, ex-hubby Marco Antonio Muñiz, aka Marc Anthony was born September 16, a Virgo. Virgo is another sign who is attracted to strong women, but hardheaded Virgo is less likely to have patience for Leo's constant yearning for the spotlight. Aries is a Fire Sign, like Leo, so he understands the bluster, the ambition. He'll have an upbeat, unstoppable energy that she'll find hard to resist and a straight on appeal. Even younger than she as he is, he may be the one who is a match for her ego-wise. There may be tussles but he's not likely to feel threatened by her no matter how successful she is.

It may prove a bit of a rollercoaster ride at times but both of these signs are also likely to thrive on the high drama.

Good luck with that puppy!

Images
• Actress Jennifer Lopez arrives at the Lionsgate Premiere of 'What To Expect When You're Expecting' at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on May 14, 2012 in Hollywood, California. Author Tom Sorensen
• Casper Smart from his website

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (January 16 2013) Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (January 16, 2013)
Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa


These two lovebirds announced their engagement last year, then their impending parenthood and it seems now they may have recently tied the knot too in secret.

Amber Levonchuck aka the model Amber Rose was born on October 21 - a Libra. Rapper Wiz Khalifa was born as Cameron Jibril Thomaz on September 8 as a Virgo. It's an interesting combination of Air sign and Earth sign.

The one kicker in this combination is likely to be Virgo's blunt and sometimes rough pragmatism vs. Libra's airy disregard for petty details like times, places, bill payments and so on. Libra likes to wear rose coloured glasses and Virgo often uses hard edged sarcasm to divest others of what they see as foolish illusions. Both are brainy signs, but Virgo can take that typical laidback Libra approach as a sign of sheer airheadedness and lose respect.

The fact that these two have professional links is a good sign, however, and one that can overcome that tendency and ensure mutual respect - something that's important for both signs.

Outside the trouble spots, they'll share a mutual lust for each other's stylish and refined appeal. Libra loves to be indulged and Virgo is nothing if not diligent in bed...a perfect match on that score. On the long horizon, though, both signs are prone to philandering so longevity is anyone's guess.

Best wishes to the newlywed/expectant parents.

Images:
• Wiz Khalifa in Under The Influence Tour 2012 in Toronto. - Date 29 July 2012, 21:48 - Author thecomeupshow
• Amber Rose PR pic taken from her website


Friday, January 4, 2013

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (January 4 2013) Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Celebrity Astrology Story of the Week (January 4 2013)
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

I think I've showed admirable restraint in not writing about these two up to now, but with a baby on the way... I was curious.

Kanye Omari West celebrates his birthday on June 8, a Gemini, while Kimberly Noel Kardashian was born on October 21 - a Libra.

Both of them are air signs, which gives them a lot of common ground and a shared approach to life. Gemini dazzles with his sharp wit and mercurial naturea. He's a bit of a whirlwind - half the time at least. Gemini is represented by the Twins but they might as well be triplets or quadruplets; it's never a dull moment with this quick change artist. He's a talker - a fast talker, a sweet talker, an anything talker - and a Libra woman loves that talky, brainy approach. I know, you're thinking, Brainy? Really? But, whether you enjoy the whole idea of celebrityism or not, building that kind of mass media empire isn't for dummies. (Whether they publicly show or use those intellectual faculties overtly is another story.)

The brain is also the most inmportant sex organ but the fleshy attraction is as strong as the intellectual one with this pairing. These two Air signs together make for an incendiary bedroom experience.

Libra is the sign of the Balance and that's often reflected in an elegant balance of the features and physically speaking in general. We'll just say she's all Libra in that respect. But while Libra is represented by the scales of balance, in reality their lives are a constant up and down swing of the scales in a search of that sense of equilibrium. That's generally where a relationship between these two signs might falter. Constant change on one hand and constant fluctuation on the other... if they don't drive each other mad then their friends and family for sure.

It may also boil down to lifestyle. Libra needs quiet, peace and harmony while Gemini thrives on constant change. A baby on the way is likely to settle "lifestyle" issues for the short term anyway.

Best of luck to the parents to be!

Kardashian in Sydney, Australia for E! News: Red carpet and dinner at Nield Ave 2012. - Date 19 September 2012, 20:39 by Eva Rinaldi

Kanye West at the Vanity Fair kickoff part for the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival. Photographer's blog post about this event and photo.- Date 21 April 2009 by David Shankbone